some people post that women are their favorite guy but women aren’t even their favorite women

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

severely unwell. thanks mr hozier

"roommate's cat" is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement

girls will literally say "i should go to bed" and stay up for another two hours

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

me last night: 1000 years of despair I am but a dying fish at the bottom of the tank while everyone else floats past my lifeless body

me next morning: is it me or is jenny’s mom from my life as a teenage robot kinda sexy

I mean

I feel so at home in this website

moment of silence for everyone who relied on AI chat bots for research when it’s going around saying shit like this.

[image description: search that reads “country in africa that starts with K”. the featured snipped is from www.emergentmind.com and reads “While there are 54 recognized countries in Africa, none of them begin with the letter "K". The closest is Kenya, which starts with a "K" sound, but is actually spelled with a "K" sound. It's always interesting to learn new trivia facts like this.” /end ID]

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

the earliest recorded homestuck reference was made in the book of exodus when israel is referred to as the “land of milk and honey”